Dental Records

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As you may recall, Cal’s first two teeth were some serious upper fangs. Precious. But admittedly a bit of a pain, as people were constantly mistaking him for Edward.

(*Editor’s Note: I have not seen New Moon, nor could I find an image online of Edward flashing his New Moon fangs. But in my head, he looks exactly like this. Ladies, did I get it right? Sexy!)

As much as I enjoyed the Twilike phase, I was pretty excited when two new teeth finally broke through.

Unfortunately, now people are constantly mistaking him for Michael Strahan.

We spent all of December singing "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth." Perhaps we should have been more specific.