Within earshot, Jolie shouts,
"Dad! I see a PIG!"
surveys the scene...
and breathes a sigh of relief.
Second thought: Really?
Third thought: Is there a reason you're telling me this?
I'm not saying it isn't important. I'm sure it's muy importante. I just think the sign might have been better placed in...say...an employee break room, rather than...say...the lobby.
But what do I know? Maybe someday this bit of information will prove useful (although I shudder to envision such a scenario).
Last week I was making dinner when my phone lit up with a slew of texts. Sure enough, in 2020 fashion, there was breaking news. But this wa...