Tuesday, February 13, 2018

I Can't Hear You When You Talk Like That




I logged onto Facebook last week, and there it was again. Another version of a video I’ve seen a dozen times. This one featured an overwhelmed, haggard mother hiding from her children in the pantry, eating scavenged potato chips and milk from a discarded sippy cup while she bemoaned the lot of motherhood. “My kids are completely nuts!” she says. “I have to hide in the pantry!” “Parenting is haaaard!"

I’ve seen these videos before, and read countless blog posts in the same vein. This certainly wasn’t anything new, but for some reason it was one more than I could take.

I wonder if I’m in the minority, as most of the responses I’ve seen to messages like this, in the form of likes, shares, and praise, express a similar sentiment - “That woman complaining in her car, who says she hasn’t showered in a week, only eaten Cheerios off the floor, and whose singular accomplishment today is refraining from killing the kids who have robbed her of her sanity? She deserves a trophy! A trophy and a parade!”

And she does. Mothers do deserve trophies. And parades, and at the very least a Snickers bar and a nap. But. I don’t think they need to earn it by engaging in a competition of whose experience of motherhood is the most wretched.

Over the last couple of years, we have seen tremendous strides in women’s empowerment and feminist causes. At the forefront of national dialogue has been a demand for equal pay and equal treatment. Women have waged public battles to expand platforms for bringing these issues to light, and demanded justice for sexual discrimination, mistreatment, and harassment.

We’re women! We tell our daughters. We lead Fortune 500 Companies. We sit on the Supreme Court. We run for President of the United States!

 And then, as the message goes, we have a baby. And we become helpless. Grimy. Resentful. Overwhelmed, whining and incapable. We lose our ability to think, stop showering or using utensils, and surrender as victims to the needs of our pesky children.

I’m not talking about postpartum depression, which is an entirely different issue. I’m talking about the stark contrast of seeing women march on Washington and the steps of Capitals, at podiums and on panels, portrayed as proud, capable, and empowered; and then seeing women who are mothers, hiding in their pantries or sitting in their cars in selfie mode, fed up and exasperated, referring to their children as slobs, and demanding sympathy for their burdensome lives.

I have two daughters and wonder, if they were among the consumers of these messages, they wouldn’t run like hell from the possibility of someday becoming a mother, which is often portrayed as more of a punishment than a privilege. I wonder how it would have affected me to see my own mother lamenting on social media that my presence in her life was her undoing.

Motherhood is not my undoing. It is the greatest honor of my life. The greatest, most impossibly difficult honor. I have four children, born within seven years of each other, so I understand well the fatigue, overwhelm and exhaustion. I have experienced anxiety, depression, the heartbreak of a child with a disability, and the necessity of eating chocolate chips in the closet. The 13 years since my first daughter was born have introduced me to entirely new levels of inadequacy, fear and worry, all dealt with among a never-ending rotation of dishes, laundry, meal preparation, sleep training, homework, tears, and diapers.

I’m not asking anyone to pretend that motherhood is easy. There is certainly a danger in painting Pinterest versions our ourselves online. What I’m suggesting is that perhaps we’ve overcorrected. There’s a difference between sharing our struggles in the spirit of engendering empathy and creating a sense of community, and competing to elicit sympathy by painting the most pathetic portrait of motherhood. If you honestly haven’t showered in a week, and the only thing you’ve eaten today are Mac and Cheese from the bottom of a carseat, perhaps motherhood isn’t entirely to blame.

Consider how we react when a child whines, and why. It’s grating, exaggerated and totally unproductive. The most effective response I’ve heard to a child who is whining is a calm, “I can’t hear you when you talk like that.”

 To mothers who whine, I think this also applies.

We can’t hear you when you talk like that.

We can’t hear the surreal anticipation you felt the moment you learned you would be a mother. We can’t hear the indescribable joy of seeing your child’s face for the first time, or the wonder of recognizing your own features in theirs.

When you whine, we can’t hear the empowerment that comes from being responsible for a human life, or the realization that you’re the only person on earth who can calm this little soul. We can’t hear the gratification that comes from sacrificing your own comfort for theirs, or the perfect contentment of watching them sleep.

When you tell us your children are robbing you of a life you miss, we can’t hear the way it feels when you see their eyes scan the room for reassurance that mom is still there, or the delight you experience after a separation, when they race back into your arms. We can’t hear your connection to the Divine when you are the one pleading to heaven that they’ll turn out okay.

When you complain that your children are destroying your home, we can’t hear the pride you felt when recognizing in their scribbles a depiction of the two of you together, or the sense of accomplishment you get to share as they learn new things. We can’t hear the expansion of your heart as they grow, or the beautiful breaking of it as they gain independence.

When all we hear are the compounding of your burdens,

We can’t hear the compounding of your joy.

12 comments:

Eliza said...

Have you read the book To Hell With All That by Caitlin Flanagan? I think you might like it. The subtitle is something like “Loving and Loathing Our Inner Housewife.” Stay with me—it really follows what you’re saying here. The beauty and the power of being a homemaker, even if it’s not full time, and of being a mother. It’s been awhile since I read it so maybe I am remembering it wrong... haha. But all of this is to say that I agree with you, it’s a privilege, and sometimes the pressure of that privilege is so great that we need to joke about hiding in the pantry sobbing so that we won’t have to be vulnerable and say we’re worried about screwing it up. In my experience with postpartum depression, some of that extreme behavior is very much part of it and “postpartum” can last years. Ha! But therapy and medication sure help a lot and the most help they have been to me is the capacity to recognize the privilege without feeling so much of that heavy, numbing pressure.

Eliza said...

These are some of my fav quotes from the Flanagan book. I think about it a lot! http://lizer.blogspot.com/2011/09/this-is-life.html?m=0

Michelle said...

Katie I really don’t have the words to describe how much I appreciate this blog post. I hope mothers of younger children than mine, for whom this was intended as an audience, appteciate it half as much as I. You made a beautiful point. Let’s compound the joy!

The Mom said...

I love this! I think that moms get praised for being transparent and honest instead of fronting perfection, Which I completely admire and promote. But unfortunately- I think it becomes a contest to see who can be the most commiserabke and distressed. It’s sad. And if there’s a mom out there that hasn’t found time to shower for a literal week, then they are suffering from other mental health issues and should seek help in a form other than bragging about it. Thank you for your post. Keep fighting and speaking out for the moms and women who are proud of motherhood. It’s defintely the hardest thing I’ve ever done...but easily one of the most rewarding.

elise said...

Well Spoken! Thanks for being a voice of reason rather than complaint! There is too much joy to ignore that beautiful piece of mothering.

Emily said...

Amen!!! Thank you!!!

Amanda said...

Love, love, love this! I wonder if this whining is a byproduct of age? These moms don’t see the light at the end of the tunnel? Maybe they don’t yet realize how short these precious years are? I truly believe that by far the worst part of motherhood is that it goes way too fast!

Kristin said...

First of all, I like that I can go straight from IG to commenting on your blog! Bring your blogging back! I also like the redesign.
About motherhood- I hope you know your kids are very very lucky to have you. You’re the créme de la créme when it comes to moms. I love that you champion motherhood. In the videos that I’ve seen like the ones you describe, I usually find myself laughing, and feeling a little less alone. I know I have days when hiding in my closet for a few minutes is necessary, and I have days when I feel like a major mom failure. I feel that said videos are a way to bring humor to the motherhood conversation, and also draw attention to the different realities of it. I definitely would not be ok with moms posting simply to be the best complainers, and I do agree that there is such thing as over sharing, but I’ve never understood that to be the intent. I probably haven’t seen the worst that’s out there. But I also feel like I see so, so many positive posts about mothering. And how it is beloved, and honorable. I follow a lot of photographers, so maybe that’s where I see some of the most poignant, uplifting motherhood posts. I think all of the stories are being told, good and bad, and in the age of information, I’m glad my kids will be more aware than I was about the nitty gritty of parenting as well as the beauty of it. Not that they’ll ever see my mug in video form complaining about them via the Internet, but maybe hearing it’s a hard job from others will help them to cut me a little slack someday when they’re grown.

UpdikeUpdates.com said...

Katie! This. Yes!!! You are amazing, this is amazing! Amen, Amen!!!

cfleavitt said...

Well said, Katie! I love reading your posts!

Julianne said...

You have a beautiful gift of expression. Thank you for putting into words many of my own feelings. I CAN hear you when you talk to me like this. I wish all mothers could read this.

Brooke Moss said...

I love your perspective and how you articulated it so eloquently. And I completely agree with your opinions. I feel so privledged to be a mother!

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