Friday, July 18, 2008

"Jolie That's GROSS"

Yesterday I had the privilege of witnessing the following argument between Jolie and her cousin James:


Jolie: James, pretend we're married


James: No


Jolie: Yes


James: No


Jolie: James, PRETEND WE'RE MARRIED


James: No


Jolie: Yes


James: Jolie that's GROSS. I'm three years older than you.

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